Cat’s We all love Cats!

Maybe more some than others but… come on! Lets admit the world is becoming Cat Obsessed and soon all Cats will dominate world! Hahaha! No where to hide if you are Anti-Cats! Okay, Okay! Maybe I am a crazy cat lady and am obsessed with my felines, however I always felt there should be more laws and to protect our dear companions from bad hands.

While browsing through cat blogs and more cat blogs I came across this incredible post about the Universal for Cats! I feel like this Bill of Rights should be hanging on the wall of every home everywhere! Even if the home doesn’t have resident cats!

I wanted to take my time to share this awesome creation and thank personally via this post to © Janet Blue The Cat on My Head for writing this. This will be a historical document that all kitties everywhere will study and learn about for years to come and hopefully help combat animal abuse.



    1. Humans shall make no law prohibiting the free exercise of all cat-related activities pertaining, but not limited, to:
      Playtime, treats, napping, nipping, horking, litter scattering, speech, defined as meowing, chattering, caterwauling, purring, hissing or growling, or to assemble.

    3. (Peaceably or not) to Demand from their human:
      Playtime, litter box maintenance, food, treats, nip or warm-from-the-dryer laundry on which to sleep.

    5. A well-regulated group of catchers of mice, bugs and other vermin, being necessary to the security of the home, the right of the cat to keep and bear claws and fangs, shall not be infringed.

    7. No human shall, in time of peace or war, deny entry of a cat to the human home, unless said cat is a mortal enemy of the cat(s) currently in residence.

    9. The right of all cats to be secure in their:
      furs, houses, toys, food, treats and nip, water and claws.
      Against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated EVER. No situation exists that would constitute probable cause.

    11. No cat shall be held responsible for any offense, including but not limited to:
      Counter surfing, theft of the humans’ food, breakage of items belonging to humans, horking in the humans’ shoes or anywhere else for that matter, smacky paws with fursibs or humans, and especially for no perceived offense against woofies or demented squirrels.

    13. Should any human accuse a cat of wrong doing or perpetrate a crime against the cat, the human shall be put in time-out, for an appropriate amount of time as determined by the cat, or imprisoned for life depending on the severity of the crime.

    15. Any and all fines levied are payable in treats, nip or scritches or any combination thereof as determined by the cat.

    17. In suits at common law against a human, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty pounds of treats or nip, the human’s right of a trial by jury of the resident cat(s) shall be preserved, and no fact tried by said jury shall be otherwise re-examined in any human court of law.

    19. No action by a cat shall result in bail, fines or cruel and unusual punishment, such as withholding of treats or by the use of verbal or physical reprimand, regardless of what a human deems “proper .”

    21. The enumeration of rights in this document shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the cat.

    23. The powers and rights delegated to all cats by the Bill of Rights shall be sacrosanct. No human may challenge, waive, deny or change any of these rights by amendments to this document.


Signed and implemented this 23rd day of March, in the year 2016 by:

Lily Olivia Blue Mauricio Blue Misty May Blue Giulêtta Blue Fiona Blue Astrid Blue Lisbeth Blue Calista Josette Blue

on behalf of all .

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